What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?

Dr No

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do older people have a hard time using technology?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What's a band that is really popular that you don't like? Why?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd